do you have fly buys? no, i'm not flying anywhere...

This is the common response when i ask the question
either that or "no, its a waste of time"
both of which i have to hum in agreement. or get fired.

I work at coles in case you did not guess. At the checkout. I am a checkout chick. scale of soul to job: the former decreases as the latter increases

I am in fact heading there to serve in about ten minutes. I'll probably need some nodoz to deal. I have noticed that how nice i am to customers is directly influened by how much caffeine i've had.

Coles is very customer oriented, if you want, you can come in and be a complete arsehole to us and we will smile and take it. Unless we have some dignity, in which case we'll confuse you passive-aggressively. Or flip out, and then get fired. My friend anna got in trouble the other day for telling a customer she was going on her break. Apparently it's rude.

Next time i post i will write a set of coles rules. i'd do it now but i have to go to coles. Instead, here is an amusing picture i made: