Tuesday, March 24, 2009

have coke, need fridge

so i was going to write about the annoying aspects of womanhood

but i thought it may alarm some people (male) and maybe not appropriate for the internetz? not that teh internet cares, eg. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/2_girls_1_cup

but i meant more for the sake of my own dignity.

anyway theres a baby monkey at the taronga?monarto? zoo, some sort of zoo, and it was rejected by its mother. why i dont know because it is possibly the most lovely creature ever to be born, i want to clone it over 9000 times. i want to put one in the baby carriage with my friend samie-lee's newborn baby seth. whos cuter now?!? if you read this sam of course it is your offspring.
here is elke



zomg

on the topic of lovely creatures, my cat puzzle thinks he is still a kitten, and is also very cunning when it comes to catching mice. he catches a lot of them and disembowels them slowly, and then eats them. it is lovely in theory but not lovely to watch
and they are usually baby mice too
anyway yesterday i noticed he was playing a game of cat and mouse - literally! hahaha oh my god lame. but he was playing very lazily with a baby mouse. and i told him to piss off and saved the baby mouse. it was so small and bouncy in my hand, i named him george, i dont know if it was a boy or a girl. then i let him go and washed my hands a few times.

this has been an essay on trying to sound like a 13 year old girl. successful.

hopefully next time i have something a bit more profitable to say, ill try and make you forget how shit i am at blogging and life by distracting you with this awesome collage of alex mack

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